Bowel Screening - The Shed Test
4 Sep 2025 by "Kelly"Setting: A back garden in Portsmouth
Cast:
• Frank (62) – Retired builder, proud of his DIY shed
• Mo (59) – His wife, Caribbean-British, quick-witted, a retired nurse
• Colin (63) – Frank’s mate, recently diagnosed with early-stage bowel cancer
• Dr. Patel (voice message) – GP with a calm, informative tone
Plot:
Frank is more concerned about waterproofing his shed than his health, until his mate Colin reveals a recent bowel cancer diagnosis. Mo gently pushes Frank to stop ignoring the screening kits piling up in the kitchen drawer. A recorded voicemail from Dr. Patel helps him understand it’s quick, private, and could catch something early—just like Colin’s was.
Theme:
Men often avoid health issues until it’s urgent. Friendship and gentle humour lead to action.
